How to Find a Point

1) The Center of The Left Eye of the Fattest Pigeon in New York City.

- Mapquest

- Follow the bread crumbs

- Point to it

- Ask Jeeves

- Ask the hot dog man

- Look slightly to the right of its right eye

- Draw a diagram

- Find another pigeon and feed it until its obesity can not be matched

- Laser Pointer

- Pointer Finger

2) The Spot on the Ocean Surface Directly Above the Titanic

- Ask Leonardo Dicaprio

- Ask a cartographer

- Learn to Scuba Dive

- Float a beachball up from the wreckage

- Slightly to one side of an iceberg

- GSP

- Google Earth

- Erect a periscope from said wreckage

- Go back in time and buy a ticket - enjoy the ride - bring life raft

- Drain the ocean - locate - refill

- Drink the ocean - locate - vomit

3) An Invisible Friend

- Spray spray paint EVERYWHERE

- Start kicking and punching in the suspected general vicinity

- Take my word for it

- Look with magic goggles

- Drop money - wait

- Cover floor in dirt - look for footprints

- Tracking device

- "Marco polo"

- Wait for his/her phone to ring

- Wizardry