3 points:
a) the end of a thread on the corner of my pillow cover
b) the tip of the place on my bike where air gets pumped in
c) a grain of sand on a beach in Cabo San Lucas
10 ways to attract people to the end of a thread on the corner of my pillow cover:
1) make my pillow especially fluffy and then iron that corner completely flat
2) dye the entire pillow purple except for that one point
3) cut away all fabric except for that point and glue it onto the pillow
4) make a huge banner in neon colors that says, "look here!"
5) highlight that point
6) put sugar on that point and have ants crawl to it
7) offer a free meal if people look at the point
8) shine a laser at that point
9) put up arrows all over campus leading to that point
10) grow flowers around that point
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